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23 things, honestly scored
S9+
A8–9
B6.5–8
C5–6.5
Dbelow 5
The Wandering Earth

The Wandering Earth

3.5 / 10
D tier

“Dude, sigh, I have never seen a movie that supposed to have the best minds on Earth then proceeds to show the”

Dude, sigh, I have never seen a movie that supposed to have the best minds on Earth then proceeds to show the most illogical, selfish motherfuckers of all time. At least in Project Hail Mary he KNOWS he is selfish, but these mf (especially that one woman) are beyond dumb but refused to admit it. Look, I understand the love of a father, wanting to do whatever to save his son or whatever, BUT TO PUT AWAY THAT ALL EFFORTS OF MANKIND TO STORE ALL OF THOSE DNA, ALL OF THOSE SWEATS AND TEARS JUST TO STUPIDLY JUMP INTO A STREAM OF FIRE WITH NOT EVEN 100% OF SUCCESS, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND. I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU FORCED ME TO AGREE WITH A MACHINE. I didn't even agree with the AI in "I, Robots" even when it makes perfect sense.

The amazingly beautiful, (even better than Interstellar at times) do not save this mediocre experience of a movie. I even hate the main character, how can you possibly convince me that this dude is worth saving in the cost of all mankind (supposedly everyone in this movie cares so much about). Honestly at this point you showed me a movie that mankind does not worth saving, the last scene where they came together to push whatever that was did not work, I do not feel any better about the whole thing.

And bro don't get me started on the science. Are you telling me 100 countries can just reach Jarkata in merely few minutes? You had the prediction power to understand the calculation of an outerspace explosion, but did not have the calculation of the gravity of a big ass planet can force your machines to go "Christmas Bombing" in Hanoi in 1972 then WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT CALCULATION IS THERE. You had the time to prepare for DNA of every plants ever but did not think about how much water depth was effected by a tiny ass satellite as the Moon, LET ALONE THE WHOLE FREAKING JUPITER? Goddamnit.

20 Aug 2026